fuggen bitches!

The Mac · Post by **The Mac** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:22 am

Note the date.

Next. Imagine being such a considerate asshole that you clued in when a certain female friend of yours said "hey, those are really cute" to the giant red plush hearts at the drugstore a few weeks back.

Then, you chase all over town for the last week trying to snag one, but the closest you can come is the giant red plush LIPS (note, not a heart).

Also, hiding it in her car at the university. Well, apparently the lips are tacky and instead of being flattered that I listened to the useless babble that comes out of her lips, and that I chased all over town to get her a nice gift, she's disappointed that I didn't get her exactly what she wanted.

If she wanted it so goddamn much, she should have spent her own coin on it, instead of hoping that I would run back to the store the very next day to get it for her.

I have a solution though. Women should be beaten on a fairly regular basis, such that when they receive something warm and soft and pretty, they're grateful, instead of being disappointed.

Happy hallmark holiday.

StormCrow · Post by **StormCrow** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 1:30 am

well, atleast you didnt have to deliver pizza for 6 hours in the snow, but 75$ in tips GG.

Styrofoam · Post by **Styrofoam** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 2:01 am

Rants and raves forum plz.

Bane · Post by **Bane** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:04 am

The Mac wrote:/../ I have a solution though. Women should be beaten on a fairly regular basis, such that when they receive something warm and soft and pretty, they're grateful, instead of being disappointed.

Happy hallmark holiday.

Dude, I understand your frustration but comments like the above aren't even funny.. IMO to many women have to deal with fucking assholes who can't express their frustration and anger in any other way than with their fists to make it a topic to be joking about.

RoboTurtle · Post by **RoboTurtle** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:41 am

I spent 10am-2am on a programming assignment for valentines day.

Bane · Post by **Bane** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 3:44 am

RoboTurtle wrote:I spent 10am-2am on a programming assignment for valentines day.

I spent all day in school.. I have a heavy workload nowadays. Oh yeah, spent the day growing older too, I have now reached the age of 26. I feel so mature.

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 4:32 am

Bane wrote:
The Mac wrote:/../ I have a solution though. Women should be beaten on a fairly regular basis, such that when they receive something warm and soft and pretty, they're grateful, instead of being disappointed.

Happy hallmark holiday.
Dude, I understand your frustration but comments like the above aren't even funny.. IMO to many women have to deal with fucking assholes who can't express their frustration and anger in any other way than with their fists to make it a topic to be joking about.

It made me laugh. But then again, my date for valentines canceled on me because i was apperantly treating her too nice.

Mikeyrat · Post by **Mikeyrat** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:14 am

I had a plumber in the house last night fixing a shower. Don't tell me about rotten Valentine's Day...

Genie · Post by **Genie** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 8:13 am

As far as Valentine's Days go with me and m y wife, this year I really boned myself. She got me a card and a friggin huge candy bar. I was waiting on the last minute and then Ohio for the 20 feet of snow. So when I got up yesterday and said I wasnt going anywhere, she definately let me know

Top it off with one uber night of SWG space pvp and my wife decided to go into work.

LizabethLilly · Post by **LizabethLilly** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 10:03 am

so, obviously you have all discovered that women are not always the most honest in their pursuits, especially with men. I volunteer my time and services to help you render them speechless by decoding their random garbled attempts at "hinting" to you what they want. However, you do have to understand that not only will we not change, but that you are called to go above and beyond the call of what we hint at.

For example, yes, you were supposed to run back and buy those hearts the minute you were out of her presence. BUT since she told you SO far in advance, the perfect touch would have been those hearts, balloons, and a bunch of roses in her car... ...above and beyond.

And ya know, we don't always like the "nice" guys. Sometimes, well, I'm lying, the MAJORITY of the time when you think you're being "nice" we are finding you spineless and irritating. Men are supposed to be aggressive. And we find it sexy when you are aggressive in weird ways. TAKE us somewhere new. Don't ask where we want to go. Have a date planned ahead of time. And don't always pick up the phone. Return text message always, but not immediately. And for heaven's sake, ON A LOVER'S HOLIDAY, DO SOMETHING BIG!!

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:09 am

valentine is a bullshit holyday, like fathers day and mothers day as well
valentines should be called : give something to your girlfriend day

cause wether its something you buy, something you do, or just giving them attention... they want it on that day

and thats part of relationship bullshit, wich is something wich seems firmly indented in our culture

why should guys go above and beyond, and not women?? the whole relationship issue has been mired by the media, giving us a preconceived idea of what to do, what to expect etc... i feel that preconceived idea is wrong
but its not like i can do anything about it...

anyways
asking for something and then bitching cause you got something else, is childlike and immature... more so if the asking was not so clear

ps : and note the l33t mod action of moving a topic... yea i do some stuff sometimes

LizabethLilly · Post by **LizabethLilly** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:50 am

relationships are indented into our culture because it's how a culture thrives and survives. being bitter about it won't make it any less true.

and no, i think women should do something for their men too. It's a two way street. But I also think women should do things for their men all the time. Call me old fashioned but she should make him things, bake him things, and have something special for him. Everyday of the year.

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Thu Feb 15, 2007 11:59 am

im sorry, i guess i didnt make myself clear...
i dont got anything against relationships
my problem, and that might be something wich is more apparent where i live,
is that there is an unbalance in how the whole thing works

i see guys around here being bossed, whipped, and castrated into their roles as boyfriend/husband

shit my room-mate got into a yelling contest just because the door was locked when his girlfriend was coming over
the door was locked... thats it, and she was pissed
anyways, she phoned him (why not ring?) and told him to go unlock the door asap, at wich point yelling ensued
obviously thats one example, i could fetch more, but its mainly to demonstrate what i intend to say

The Mac · Post by **The Mac** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:14 am

See, shiram knows where it's at. He knows that it means more to have a great date on a day that ISN'T valentine's day, because then you're doing it because you want to, not because it's expected of you. He knows that a relationship isn't just about mutual attraction, affection, and attention, but also respect. And I'm sorry, but for a guy that's going to school full time, working full time, and is involved in a couple student groups on campus, there are realistic and unrealistic expectations on the amount of time that I can dedicate to finding a large fuzzy heart.

Oh well, spring break is coming up, so that should provide a nice little holiday and I'll take some time to reconnect and relax together.

That said... Lilly, if women like an assertive man, one who takes them firmly by the hand and leads them new places, where would you like to be led? A few fresh ideas maybe?

Styrofoam · Post by **Styrofoam** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:25 am

bzzzt you lose. Take her where you tell her she wants to go. Blindfold her and take her to a prepared picnic or something.

The Mac · Post by **The Mac** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 2:40 am

Styrofoam wrote:bzzzt you lose. Take her where you tell her she wants to go. Blindfold her and take her to a prepared picnic or something.

This is Canada. In March.

Maybe blindfold her and take her icefishing? (kidding)

LizabethLilly · Post by **LizabethLilly** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 10:36 am

I can identify conversationally manipulative tactics, but when it comes to personal preference, keep in mind I am extremely high maintenance, and with good reason. A picnic is nice when you;ve been together forever, but the one time it was done for me wasn't so great. Everything was perfect, honestly, and he was a sweet guy, but I much would have prefered something a bit more high class.

Take me to a nice restaraunt with a dance floor. Pull me close to you and teach me something I don't know. Take me to a coffee shop where your friends are, and are discussing the knowledge of the world, whether it be politics or philosophy. Prove that you like to show me. Prove that you know I am beautiful, and intelligent. Prove that you trust me among your friends. And that my thoughts are valid.

I, personally, like expensive things.

The Mac · Post by **The Mac** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 11:58 am

LizabethLilly wrote:I can identify conversationally manipulative tactics, but when it comes to personal preference, keep in mind I am extremely high maintenance, and with good reason. A picnic is nice when you;ve been together forever, but the one time it was done for me wasn't so great. Everything was perfect, honestly, and he was a sweet guy, but I much would have prefered something a bit more high class.

Take me to a nice restaraunt with a dance floor. Pull me close to you and teach me something I don't know. Take me to a coffee shop where your friends are, and are discussing the knowledge of the world, whether it be politics or philosophy. Prove that you like to show me. Prove that you know I am beautiful, and intelligent. Prove that you trust me among your friends. And that my thoughts are valid.

I, personally, like expensive things.

I really like that last bit there.

I'll figure something out, and thanks for the input. Pretty well what I've been doing, so it's nice to have the validation.

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Fri Feb 16, 2007 6:51 pm

LizabethLilly wrote:I can identify conversationally manipulative tactics, but when it comes to personal preference, keep in mind I am extremely high maintenance, and with good reason. A picnic is nice when you;ve been together forever, but the one time it was done for me wasn't so great. Everything was perfect, honestly, and he was a sweet guy, but I much would have prefered something a bit more high class.

Take me to a nice restaraunt with a dance floor. Pull me close to you and teach me something I don't know. Take me to a coffee shop where your friends are, and are discussing the knowledge of the world, whether it be politics or philosophy. Prove that you like to show me. Prove that you know I am beautiful, and intelligent. Prove that you trust me among your friends. And that my thoughts are valid.

I, personally, like expensive things.

Can i nominate her for best new member ever?

LizabethLilly · Post by **LizabethLilly** » Mon Feb 19, 2007 10:56 am

i think you can...

but that's just my opinion

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