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Tell me the most amazing thing about this story:

http://www.breitbart.com/news/2006/02/07/D8FKLRN80.html
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Just taking a shot in the dark here. But i see no reason why the chicken needed CPR in the first place.

This is the most redneck story ever. It's got all the required parts. Lets exam.

1. Mouth to beak
2. Exotic chicken
3. ARKADELPHIA, Ark.
4. Dad-gum
5. Boo Boo, the easily frightened chicken

The only thing that would have made it better was a KFC ad on the page.
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Im shocked at the state of nursing in the USA
if youre gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
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so yea

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Nice try Roam, but anyone else?
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that such an uninteresting piece of trash made the news?
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Morris said she was pleased to find that the bird she saved was an "exotic," and not just an ordinary chicken
Omg! Isn't all life worth equally much? She should have been just as happy savin' a regular chicken as a exotic one!
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The nurse actually wondered if she could still do cpr.

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shiram wrote:that such an uninteresting piece of trash made the news?
BINGO!!
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Post by StormCrow »

heard this on bob & tom, i was surprised a registered nurse wasn't well versed on CPR myself, considering myself, not a registered nurse, is trained to do CPR.

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She blew the chicken's pecker.

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thanx
it was easy enough
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