I thought this was funny...

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:00 pm

One day a teacher had a taste test with her students. She picked a little boy to do the first test. She blindfolded him, put a Hershey kiss in his mouth and asked, "Do you know what it is?"

"No, I don't," said the little boy.

"OK, I'll give you a clue. It's the thing your daddy wants from your Mom before he goes to work."

Suddenly, a little girl at the back of the room yelled, "Spit it out! It's a piece of ass!"

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:39 pm

Proof women shouldn't be comedians.

BURN!!!

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Thu Apr 27, 2006 5:56 pm

i didnt ask you, now did i? no, i dont think i did.

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 6:24 am

nice try

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 7:51 pm

A drunk walks out of a bar with a key in his hand and he is stumbling back
and forth.

A cop on the beat sees him and approaches "Can I help you sir?"

"Yessh! Ssssomebody ssstole my carrr" the man replies.

The cop asks "Where was your car the last time you saw it?"

"It wasss on the end of thisshh key" the man replies.

About that time the cop looks down and sees the man's 'privates' hanging out of his fly for all the world to see.

He asks the man "Sir, are you aware that you are exposing yourself?"

Momentarily confused, the drunk looks down at his crotch and without missing a beat, blurts out "I'll be damned ----- My girlfriend's gone, too!"

now, you cant tell me that isnt funny!

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:11 pm

RoamingMadness wrote:Proof women shouldn't be comedians.

BURN!!!

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 8:18 pm

i know better than to listen to you roam, you dont know what funny is anyway.

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:13 pm

http://ebaumsworld.com/standup/lewisblack-audio.html

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:15 pm

As you'll notice. Not a female. Pwn.

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Fri Apr 28, 2006 9:31 pm

Styro will tell that i called it, i KNEW you'd say that. but the point is i think he's funny and since you've decided i have a poor sense of humor, i decided to show you other wise.

Bane · Post by **Bane** » Wed May 03, 2006 1:15 pm

Heh, the second one was funny

First one = kinda funny, imo.

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Wed May 03, 2006 1:51 pm

thank you bane! see i thought the second one was funny too....

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Tue May 09, 2006 8:10 am

Whats the pirate movie rated?

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Tue May 09, 2006 8:25 am

ARRRRRRR!!!

fuck im not even native english and i know that one roam

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Tue May 09, 2006 8:50 am

OMG roam, and you said females shouldnt be comedians.....the world's just lucky that most people are funnier than you.

RoamingMadness · Post by **RoamingMadness** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:00 am

shortthang wrote:OMG roam, and you said females shouldnt be comedians.....the world's just lucky that most people are funnier than you.

The pirate joke is so bad its good. And thats the point.

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Tue May 09, 2006 9:11 am

no
the pirate joke is so old it makes mikey look like a teeny bopper

Styrofoam · Post by **Styrofoam** » Tue May 09, 2006 10:39 am

shiram wrote:no
the pirate joke is so old it makes mikey look like a teeny bopper

woooow. That'd make the pirate joke Dirt's brother?

shortthang · Post by **shortthang** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:45 pm

RoamingMadness wrote:
shortthang wrote:OMG roam, and you said females shouldnt be comedians.....the world's just lucky that most people are funnier than you.

The pirate joke is so bad its good. And thats the point.

no, the pirate joke is so bad that its BAD....there's no good about it

shiram · Post by **shiram** » Tue May 09, 2006 12:50 pm

theres only one way to settle this feud
shorttang and roam will each type up 5 different jokes, and we will harshly judge them, based on their jokes