Funny post here that you can easily make much, MUCH funnier!
example:
Butt hole Finger
December 9th, 2005 at 03:13:36 via IrishEyes
IF YOU FINGER your butt hole too much, you could have butt hole finger. According to medical reports, painful index fingers can result from frequent use of the butt hole's small opening. The British Chiropractic Society thinks butt hole Finger could become the most common form of repetitive strain injury in the UK. According to Dr Simon Atkins, "You can probably hurt yourself by fiddling with your butt hole too much. And although not in the same life-threatening league as bird flu, this new condition is just one in a long line of unnecessary ailments resulting from our modern, hi-tech way of life."
Have fun with it and let's see if you can come up with better.
Beware of health risks
Beware of health risks
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no kiddingDarius wrote:heh
ppl are bored, apparently
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.
Buttons aren't toys.
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.
Buttons aren't toys.