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If whenever you feel small, useless, offended, depressed, and just generally upset always remember... you were once the fastest and most vicious sperm out of hundreds of millions!
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.

Buttons aren't toys.

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i try to think about the act of my conception as little as possible *shudder*

but good point.

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Post by Kadian »

Unless your dad had a low sperm count.......

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I blame bonding with the egg as the downfall of most men.
You may say that I'm a dreamer
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one

There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.

Buttons aren't toys.

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i wouldnt qualify a spermatozoa as being me, before it actually started to develop, after infecting the mother of all eggs
Last edited by shiram on Mon Mar 03, 2008 4:52 pm, edited 1 time in total.
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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Post by flint »

would you also consider the egg to be you
if youre gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
shiram wrote:heh seeing as how the only other members we've seen in bathing suit are, iirc, Lisa, and mac...

so yea

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hah the magic of bad internet typing
i meant that i would NOT consider the spermatozoa to be me
so you can throw the egg in the same boat
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

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RoamingMadness wrote:If whenever you feel small, useless, offended, depressed, and just generally upset always remember... you were once the fastest and most vicious sperm out of hundreds of millions!
Alcohole does the same thing, although a gazillion times better.

It seems to me, Roam, that you either need to stay away from women and hang out with mates for a while, or you need to get laid. Now.
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Bane wrote:
RoamingMadness wrote:If whenever you feel small, useless, offended, depressed, and just generally upset always remember... you were once the fastest and most vicious sperm out of hundreds of millions!
Alcohole does the same thing, although a gazillion times better.

It seems to me, Roam, that you either need to stay away from women and hang out with mates for a while, or you need to get laid. Now.
he could even get laid by his mate
if youre gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
shiram wrote:heh seeing as how the only other members we've seen in bathing suit are, iirc, Lisa, and mac...

so yea

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Brokeback nerdslounge.

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Post by Bane »

Crow wrote:Brokeback nerdslounge.

*edit, not volunteering.*
Man.. That comment made me wanna abuse my forum admin powers, hahaha!
Tempting indeed.. Gotta resist the dark side of the force.. have to resist.. Gaaah!
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