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So one of my teenage girl booty calls (yes, she is of age) came over tonight. Her call to me, at like 1am:

"I am at a party and it's lame and I'm baked and my genitals are burning for sex. Can I come over?"

I let her come over. When she gets there I am busy, so I make her wait to fuck.

Girl "UH! Come on, let's fuck."
Tucker "Wait until this over."
Girl "This is IRON CHEF! WHO CARES! I am offering you PUSSY!"
Tucker "I know. And your pussy will wait. Chairman Kaga won't."

www.tuckermax.com
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Heh, he's really done it all :)
Iron Chef is such a lame show, heh..
Drunkenmaster wrote:i am teh drun kand tbe drun,. wtf+ .... P?
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Bane wrote:Heh, he's really done it all :)
Iron Chef is such a lame show, heh..
-GASP- IRON CHEF!! LAME!!?

BANNED FUCKTARD!!!!
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Haha, his buttsex story is hilarious......
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RoamingMadness wrote:
Bane wrote:Heh, he's really done it all :)
Iron Chef is such a lame show, heh..
-GASP- IRON CHEF!! LAME!!?

BANNED FUCKTARD!!!!
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haha wtf is that?
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RoamingMadness wrote:haha wtf is that?
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pwnt
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Clad wrote:
RoamingMadness wrote:haha wtf is that?
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Omigod, that was funny stuff
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Omg, I love these funny internet-trends :D

It's quite funny you, Roam, haven't ever seen the O RLY/Yeah RLY pics before :) They were frequently used in alot of diff. forums and shit a coupla months ago methinks. Owls are very fotogenic(sp?) :mrgreen:
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Bane wrote:Image

Omg, I love these funny internet-trends :D

It's quite funny you, Roam, haven't ever seen the O RLY/Yeah RLY pics before :) They were frequently used in alot of diff. forums and shit a coupla months ago methinks. Owls are very fotogenic(sp?) :mrgreen:
Yea well, you know... i'm weird, ive been busy with really geeky interests.. like football, baseball, chasing pussy. Havent had a whole lot of time for owls.

:P
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RoamingMadness wrote:
Bane wrote:Image

Omg, I love these funny internet-trends :D

It's quite funny you, Roam, haven't ever seen the O RLY/Yeah RLY pics before :) They were frequently used in alot of diff. forums and shit a coupla months ago methinks. Owls are very fotogenic(sp?) :mrgreen:
Yea well, you know... i have weird ive been busy with really geeky interests.. like football, baseball, chasing pussy. Havent had a whole lot of time for owls.

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RoamingMadness wrote:
Bane wrote:Image

Omg, I love these funny internet-trends :D

It's quite funny you, Roam, haven't ever seen the O RLY/Yeah RLY pics before :) They were frequently used in alot of diff. forums and shit a coupla months ago methinks. Owls are very fotogenic(sp?) :mrgreen:
Yea well, you know... i have weird ive been busy with really geeky interests.. like football, baseball, chasing pussy. Havent had a whole lot of time for owls.

:P
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i don't know why i feel the need to announce this here, but i love owls who say "orly" or "yarly" so ill just do it in this thread..

i am a flaming homosexual who likes taking it in the anus.

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StormCrow wrote:anyone who posts a picture of an owl or say "orly" or "yarly" is a flaming homosexual who likes taking it in the anus.

that is all.
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StormCrow wrote:anyone who posts a picture of an owl or say "orly" or "yarly" is a flaming homosexual who likes taking it in the anus.

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StormCrow wrote:i don't know why i feel the need to announce this here, but i love owls who say "orly" or "yarly" so ill just do it in this thread..

i am a flaming homosexual who likes taking it in the anus.

that is all.
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once there a fish, who looked like a dish!
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Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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