Chuck Norris madness in Poland
Chuck Norris madness in Poland
LOL guys, there is a stupid phenomenon on the Polish internet. Some website specialized in jokes and funny pics/videos posted some crap about Chuck Norris some time ago. Now, jokes about him are all over the place, always a parody of him being a superman type of guy.
Like e.g. (CN = Chuck Norris)
"God wanted to create world in 6 months. CN gave him six days".
"There is no evolution. There are just creatures CN lets live"
"CN is the only person who defeated the wall in tennis"
"The Great Chinese Wall was built to stop CN. It didn't work"
"Once, CN shot down a German bomber pointing his finger at it and saying BANG!"
"In a statistically average room, there are 1,242 objects that CN can use to kill you. Including the room"
"CN managed to count all the way to infinity. Twice"
"Only CN farts when peeing. Always"
"If you need info, you go to Google. Google asks CN then"
"CN can teach Shaq how to sink free throws"
"Exiting a phone booth, CN forgot to put the phone away. The cell phone was born"
"UFO doesn't exist. CN doesn't wash dishes, he throws them outta window"
"Once CN kicked a horse in the neck. It's how the giraffe was created"
WTF is this?!? I mean, I know internet can be stupid but I didn't expect it to be THAT stupid.
Like e.g. (CN = Chuck Norris)
"God wanted to create world in 6 months. CN gave him six days".
"There is no evolution. There are just creatures CN lets live"
"CN is the only person who defeated the wall in tennis"
"The Great Chinese Wall was built to stop CN. It didn't work"
"Once, CN shot down a German bomber pointing his finger at it and saying BANG!"
"In a statistically average room, there are 1,242 objects that CN can use to kill you. Including the room"
"CN managed to count all the way to infinity. Twice"
"Only CN farts when peeing. Always"
"If you need info, you go to Google. Google asks CN then"
"CN can teach Shaq how to sink free throws"
"Exiting a phone booth, CN forgot to put the phone away. The cell phone was born"
"UFO doesn't exist. CN doesn't wash dishes, he throws them outta window"
"Once CN kicked a horse in the neck. It's how the giraffe was created"
WTF is this?!? I mean, I know internet can be stupid but I didn't expect it to be THAT stupid.
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When CN does push ups he doesn't actually push his body up, he pushes the world down.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
Friends don't let friends educate their children in South Carolina
Friends don't let friends educate their children in South Carolina
CN has sex with men, because he's already slept with all the women.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."
Friends don't let friends educate their children in South Carolina
Friends don't let friends educate their children in South Carolina
heh probably collegehumor.com or some other website like that
http://www.collegehumor.com/search/a7ef ... eccc2dc28c
the earliest seems to be in june 2005
http://www.collegehumor.com/search/a7ef ... eccc2dc28c
the earliest seems to be in june 2005
Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
this is where I first saw them
http://www.4q.cc/
I could definitely see that website being a product of internet forum hijinx
http://www.4q.cc/
I could definitely see that website being a product of internet forum hijinx
if youre gonna be dumb you gotta be tough
shiram wrote:heh seeing as how the only other members we've seen in bathing suit are, iirc, Lisa, and mac...
so yea
Yeah, the chuck norris hype has been around for some time, methinks.. Have ya seen THIS site? It sells T-shirts with CN jokes, heh..
Call me lame but I actually think this whole CN hype is kinda funny. I think it started from Conan O'Brian tho?
Call me lame but I actually think this whole CN hype is kinda funny. I think it started from Conan O'Brian tho?
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i suck.. i'm taking web design classes right now.. shhhawn44 wrote:it started on a random forum and it just took off.....much like this forum except bigger and more public
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But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
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There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.
Buttons aren't toys.
But I'm not the only one
I hope someday you'll join us
And the world will be as one
There probably isn't any meaning in life. Perhaps you can find something interesting to do while you are alive. Like how you found that flower. Like how I found you.
Buttons aren't toys.
http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/
I think Bane has it right, Conan plays clips from the Walker Texas Ranger.(like in this movie). I don't know how long he's been doing it though.
I think Bane has it right, Conan plays clips from the Walker Texas Ranger.(like in this movie). I don't know how long he's been doing it though.