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Chuck Norris madness in Poland

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LOL guys, there is a stupid phenomenon on the Polish internet. Some website specialized in jokes and funny pics/videos posted some crap about Chuck Norris some time ago. Now, jokes about him are all over the place, always a parody of him being a superman type of guy.


Like e.g. (CN = Chuck Norris)

"God wanted to create world in 6 months. CN gave him six days".

"There is no evolution. There are just creatures CN lets live"

"CN is the only person who defeated the wall in tennis"

"The Great Chinese Wall was built to stop CN. It didn't work"

"Once, CN shot down a German bomber pointing his finger at it and saying BANG!"

"In a statistically average room, there are 1,242 objects that CN can use to kill you. Including the room"

"CN managed to count all the way to infinity. Twice"

"Only CN farts when peeing. Always"

"If you need info, you go to Google. Google asks CN then"

"CN can teach Shaq how to sink free throws"

"Exiting a phone booth, CN forgot to put the phone away. The cell phone was born"

"UFO doesn't exist. CN doesn't wash dishes, he throws them outta window"

"Once CN kicked a horse in the neck. It's how the giraffe was created"


WTF is this?!? I mean, I know internet can be stupid but I didn't expect it to be THAT stupid.
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heh its already going strong here in america
so much so that Chuck Norris acknowledged it on his own website

just wait for the same thing, but with Patrick Swayze, now thats scary
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When CN does push ups he doesn't actually push his body up, he pushes the world down.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."

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CN has sex with men, because he's already slept with all the women.
"I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because some people out there in our nation don't have maps and I believe that our education like such as in South Africa and the Iraq and everywhere like such as and I believe that they should our education over here in the U.S. should help the U.S. or should help South Africa and should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future for us."

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Chuck Norris is currently suing Law and Order for copyright infringement, Law and Order are the names of his Left and Right legs respectively.

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Post by Darius »

Let's invent some.

"The Aral Sea didn't dry up. It was CN's hangover."



Guys, since when have you been reading all this crap about Norris in America? I wonder where it actually originates from.
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heh probably collegehumor.com or some other website like that

http://www.collegehumor.com/search/a7ef ... eccc2dc28c

the earliest seems to be in june 2005
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it started on a random forum and it just took off.....much like this forum except bigger and more public


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this is where I first saw them

http://www.4q.cc/

I could definitely see that website being a product of internet forum hijinx
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Post by Bane »

Yeah, the chuck norris hype has been around for some time, methinks.. Have ya seen THIS site? It sells T-shirts with CN jokes, heh..

Call me lame but I actually think this whole CN hype is kinda funny. I think it started from Conan O'Brian tho?
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awn44 wrote:it started on a random forum and it just took off.....much like this forum except bigger and more public


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http://www.collegehumor.com/movies/1638127/


I think Bane has it right, Conan plays clips from the Walker Texas Ranger.(like in this movie). I don't know how long he's been doing it though.

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